The gag gift of the season
Thong Christmas Pajamas
Standard shipping: arrives in 5–7 business days
- OrderedToday
- Ships1–2 days
- Delivered5–7 days
Product details
- Peekaboo thong illusion print, front and back
- Elastic waistband
- Relaxed straight leg, full length
- Adult sizes S to XXL
- 4 holiday patterns: Gingerbread Red, Reindeer Green, Midnight Navy, Snowman Blue
Size & fit
These are the pants' own measurements, not body measurements. Compare them with a pair of lounge pants you already own. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed fit.
Shipping & returns
Orders ship in 1 to 2 business days and arrive in about a week (5 to 7 business days), with tracking on every order.
If your order arrives damaged or isn't what you ordered, contact us with your order number and a photo and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund.
Care
Wash cold, inside out, with similar colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron directly on the print.
Why you'll love them
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Gets a laugh every time
From the front they look like normal cozy Christmas pajamas. Turn around and the printed peekaboo booty steals the show. It's the gift people film when it gets unwrapped.
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Looks cheeky, fully covered
The bare cheeks and thong are just a print. There are no cutouts, so everything stays covered while the whole room does a double take.
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Made for lounging
An elastic waistband and relaxed straight legs make them easy to pull on for Christmas morning, movie nights and long afternoons on the couch.
Made for every holiday moment
- White elephant swapThe gift everyone tries to steal.
- Ugly sweater partyWear them with the ugliest sweater you own.
- Christmas morningOpen presents in the funniest pants in the house.
- Family photosGet matching pairs for a card nobody forgets.
Good to know
- It's a printed illusion
- The skin and thong are printed on the fabric. The pants have no cutouts and cover you completely.
- Pick your size with the chart
- Compare the measurements with a pair of lounge pants you already own. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
- Order early for Christmas
- Most orders arrive in about a week (5 to 7 business days). Check the order-by date at the top of the page for delivery before Christmas.
- Four patterns to choose from
- Gingerbread Red, Reindeer Green, Midnight Navy and Snowman Blue. Mix patterns for a matching family set.
Size chart
| Size | Pant length | Hip | Waist |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 36.61 | 32.28 | 20.47 |
| M | 37.40 | 34.65 | 22.83 |
| L | 38.19 | 37.01 | 25.20 |
| XL | 38.98 | 39.37 | 27.56 |
| XXL | 39.76 | 41.73 | 29.92 |
These are the pants' own measurements, not body measurements. Compare them with a pair of lounge pants you already own. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed fit.
Questions before you buy
Are the cheeks real cutouts?
No. The bare cheeks and thong are printed on the fabric. The pants cover you completely, front and back.
How do I pick the right size?
Open the size chart and compare its measurements with a pair of lounge pants that fit you well. The chart shows the pants' own measurements in inches. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
How long does delivery take?
About a week. Orders ship in 1 to 2 business days and arrive in 5 to 7 business days, with tracking. The delivery estimate on this page shows the expected dates for an order placed today.
Will they arrive before Christmas?
If you order by the date shown at the top of this page, your pants should arrive before Christmas. That date is calculated from our slowest delivery time.
What if my order arrives damaged or wrong?
Contact us with your order number and a photo. We'll send a free replacement or give you a full refund.
Do they make a good gift?
That's what they're made for: white elephant swaps, Secret Santa, stocking stuffers for the person who has everything, and matching family Christmas photos.